Toby and Ian Spencer

Toby Russell Spencer. Having mellowed considerably, Toby at 7 months of age is content to spend an hour at Starbucks taking in the scene while gnawing on a coffee lid. Toby also enjoys eating mashed sweet potatoes, rice cereal and his entire library of board books. Known as The Tobster, The Tobinator, Fester and The Bald-headed Melonhead, Toby is rarely seen without his tongue hanging out, a la Gene Simmons. He sleeps with his arms overhead, as if performing the "Y" in the Village People’s "Y.M.C.A."

Ian Levi Spencer. Leaner and more agile than his older brother, Ian is exceptionally dedicated to training his abdominals, performing what appear to be reverse crunches while waiting his turn for a diaper change. Ian also enjoys sucking on his right foot. Intensely curious, Ian will nearly do an "Exorcist" head spin in order to see who has entered the room. Ian recently discovered that he has a brother and frequently gazes lovingly at Toby, who seems more interested in his sucking his squishy lobster.

Toby Russell Spencer. Born 15 minutes before his brother, Toby is larger and louder than Ian and has been known to breastfeed himself into a drunken stupor. Toby, who bears a passing resemblance to Uncle Fester from The Addams Family, enjoys sitting on the patio in his bouncy chair and busting out of his swaddle blanket.

Ian Levi Spencer. The smaller, quieter, gentler younger brother, Ian nonetheless out-poops Toby on a daily basis. A studious, contemplative tyke with a hair fringe a la Larry David, Ian enjoys his extensive library of black-and-white picture books. Ian is known for waiting patiently in his Boppy while his parents tend to his screaming brother.