Photo Gallery Of Suzanne's Book Tour

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SUZANNE SPEAKS Suzanne explains why she decided to tell the world she went 1001 nights without sex. "No offense," she said, "but my stories about dating were so much better than anyone elses."

WHAT AM I, CHOPPED LIVER? Liz Neporent opens the show by complaining that - despite writing five books with Suzanne and speaking with her almost daily for 10 years - she is mentioned just once in Curse. "That's 12 times less than some woman named Nancy and two times less than Sam Waterston on Law & Order."

DEFINITELY NOT CHOPPED LIVER Suzanne's friend Julie Solo (right) is mentioned - according to Liz Neporent's statistical analysis - seven times in the book. Suzanne has known Julie since college, when they both had feathered hair.

LOW-CARB, HIGH-FIBER Six-month-old Jaden Lipe may not be ready to read Curse, but he fully intends to eat it.

Olsson's Bethesda

CAN I PLEAD THE FIFTH? Not often speechless, Suzanne hems and haws when an audience member at her Bethesda signing asks, "So how long did it take you to break the Streak once you met Paul?"

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY Suzanne's father-in-law, Ed Spencer (front right), says the book includes "more than I ever wanted to know about my daughter-in-law."

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