Photo Gallery Of Suzanne's Book Tour

Borders Dallas

SPEAKING IN THE RAIN It was storming in Dallas - trouble for Suzanne's hair - but a good crowd showed up, anyway.

NOW LISTEN HERE The Borders event manager, Farris Rookstool III, admonishes the crowd, "If you don't buy a book tonight, you should be ASHAMED."

WHATEVER IT TAKES Suzanne and Farris, who managed to guilt several customers into buying the book.

NO, IT'S NOT A NOVEL Suzanne's friend Nancy Kruh, a.k.a. "Kate" in the book, dispels a common misconception. "Everything in Curse is true, true, true, true, true," she tells the crowd.

THE CAL RIPKEN OF CELIBACY Suzanne relates the various theories proposed by her friends to explain why the Streak went on so long.

IF YOU SAY SO During the Q&A session, an audience member takes in Suzanne's "rules" about using match.com. "No pre-date phone calls," Suzanne insists. "Total waste of time."